Birds are arguably better with arms. Don't believe me? Just take a look.
Calling Queen Elizabeth
Fancy some high tea? This bird has arms worthy of the Queen; just look at how it cradles the tea cup. Poised with a fresh suit of feathers and an extensive repertoire of songs, birds will be the life of every tea party.
Let's Get Down to Business
Productivity levels are at an all time high now that birds have arms. Slackers at work? Replace those lacking employees with these professional sparrows who can HANDle all those unanswered phone calls. Even better, get yourself a secretary bird.
Singing is SO Yesterday
Songbirds get an upgrade with arms. Forget singing, calling, and tweeting; now they can add playing the flute to their repertoire. Not a flute fan? Any instrument is possible with arms!
Nyoom
Something is happening here. I don't know what it is. But you have to admit this bird is 100 times funnier with arms.
Say Quack!
Birds love looking in mirrors, windows, or anything with their reflection. But instead of aimlessly pecking at their reflections, give them a cell phone and a selfie stick and let their arms do the rest. We could all use more bird pictures in our lives, although maybe not so many selfies...
Shrug it Off
Arms are a big part of body language, and birds lacked that component of communication. What's going on in that bird's head? Body language can help! Although maybe the bird doesn't know either.
Never Miss a Meeting Again
Arms come along with wrists, which offer a whole new world of opportunities for birds: watches. Being notoriously flighty is a thing of the past; scheduling appointments and being punctual is the future of doing business with birds.
Strut Your Stuff
Finally birds can walk with a purpose. They were limited to flying because they just didn't look elegant when they tried to use their feet. Add arms and birds will be on their way to steal your girl.
Ahhhhhhhh!!!1!
We all run away from our problems! Now this bird can do it in ~style~ with arm flailing for added effect.
Bird with Arms, an Intellectual:
Say goodbye to bird brains! Birds are actually very intelligent creatures, but aren't given the chance to shine to their full potential. Arms allow them to pursue educational opportunities and grow into the fully fledged bird nerds they were meant to be.
Hike Up Those Knickers
Enter a new world of bird fashion: pants. Even though birds always had legs capable of wearing pants, why don't you try squeezing into some skinny jeans with only wings to help you. Birds could be the style icon we've all been waiting for.
Put Those Down!
Silly toucan, Froot Loops are for kids! Ignore the misused slogan from another cereal.
Convinced?
